universalequalityisinevitable: And that, my dear children, is 4,937 years of billions (if not quadrillions or more) of pointless deaths, most of them in the past century or so and most of them non-human. To put it simply, we suck so much dick we’re suffocating on puke and phallus just trying to get an orgy of elderly crackpots another cum stain to snort off our dying lips. Hooray!

universalequalityisinevitable:

And that, my dear children, is 4,937 years of billions (if not quadrillions or more) of pointless deaths, most of them in the past century or so and most of them non-human. To put it simply, we suck so much dick we’re suffocating on puke and phallus just trying to get an orgy of elderly crackpots another cum stain to snort off our dying lips. Hooray!